The power to become a virgin but only if you've never had sex.

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The ability to teleport 1 Planck length in any direction you want

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The power to be able to turn invisible in the dark.

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the power to travel around the world in 24 hours

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The Power to Die if you are dead

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The power to feel the emotions of the dead ones

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PATTIES THAT ARE SUPPOSEDLY READY TO EAT, BUT COVERED IN STICKY HARDENED FAT! Moral: Damn greasy hand surprise! I was going all victoly on guilty gear XXX

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the power to stand straight but only when you bend over

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The power to blame Indonesian children for your misfortunes.

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power to fart through your mouth

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power to make the most lethal fart know to man but only when you girlfriends is around

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The power to run as fast as a snail.

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the power to tell have a alarm clock in your head that only go's off evry 30 secents and it deeps for 20 u cant take it owt or stop it lols

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The power to reverse age all the way into your fathers balls. Nero: Know my name and fear it.

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The power to give anybody the finger - except the person you're mad at.

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The power to shit bricks, uncontrollably.

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el poder de leer "google" en cualquier idioma

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the power to Shoop Da whoop out of your bum hole

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The power to both love and hate marmite.

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the ability to glow in the light.

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the power to fly, but only when you poop

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the power of turn yourself into a mexican

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The power to only be able to eat poop

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Qu1. Why is Steven Hawking so smart A. Because he's half robot. Qu.2. Why is Albert Einstein so smart A. He got forced to try things.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!