The power to generate electricity, unfortunately, you're not resistant to it.

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The power to climb trees really fast but only downwards.

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The power to run super fast, but only while in space.

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The power to find your lost keys only if the keys are in your pocket.

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The power to become black!

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The power become a kite but not when it's windy

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The power to immediately become comatose every time you blink.

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The power to be able to study seriously, but still be clueless when test day arrives.

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The ability to be a plonk and post 'Pointless Super Powers' that aren't pointless and are could actually be quite useful.

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If you shy of meeting girls in real life and find it easier on a computer and cam, you will have the power to pull 100s of girl every week local to you so go to www.sexigirls.co.uk and see the power you never knew you ever had to pull girls so fast.

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The power to teleport but you must have walked to that place within the last attosecond

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The power to make a small chair appear -- one time.

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The power to understand irony.

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The power to turn cake into pie

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The power to stop a bullet from hitting someone you care about, once.

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The power to have your mother suck your dick dry as long as there is any sperm in your balls.

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The ability to lift small objects with your mind, but only if you are touching them.

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The power to shut me the F UCK UP! Moral: Ironically I have not said a single word for hours... so that would be impossible... Now, if you hear MY voice when you read this, then you are either psychic or psychotic, which is not that different if you ask me... Now.. if you hear YOUR voice inside your head, then YOU SHUT THE FRUCK UP AND GET LOST! :D :D :D :D :D :D (A MoralMan Original, now this one was pretty cool)

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All of aquaman's powers.

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The power to turn shades of brown or red, but only when exposed to the sun for an extended amount of time.

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The power to release the bogus

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the power to walk on land.

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the power to fly but only 5 feet off the ground and at walking speed.

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The power to waste time and sit around doing nothing and not helping society when you could be doing something productive

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!