The power to enter the dreams of people who regularly have night terrors

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The power to not care.

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Having a 5 second eidetic memory

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The power to change the temperature by 1 degree, once every leap year.

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The power to shape-shift only into a human

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The power to summon a green Hippo that would mush up your poop in your toilet. Oddly, the superpower is only able to be summonded one a year, sorry.

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The power to walk on water, but only if its temperature is below 0° C

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The power to lose your voice when you yell a lot.

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the power to do anything ...but only when you're dreaming, lasting only as long as you're asleep..

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The power to realize that the alphabet does not need to be in any particular order

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The power to slowly float upward with awesome evil aura whenever you laugh evilly (just like in the movies/anime/etc) Only to realize you are stuck up there until someone gets a crane or something to get you down...

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The ability to count to potato

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The power to make people extremely happy as soon as you die.

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The power to unscramble an egg, but only after you've eaten it.

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The power to control yourself

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The power to transform into baby food.

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The power to change $100 to 100 $1

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to do nothing

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The power to laugh uncontrolably in public

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the power to know when a politician is lying

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the ability to fly 5 centimeters above ground

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The power to make any woman fall in love with you, only when your wife is beside you.

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The power to actually ENJOY Dora the Explorer.

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The power to get you`re dick stuck to a huge, heavy metal bar no one can lift nor move, either you stay there till you die, or you grab a knife and...

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!