The power to regenerate, but only small cuts

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The power to get an A+ on every test- but you need to study for 5 hours or so ahead of time

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The power to be fireproof under water

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The power of temporary invincibility but you have to kill yourself first

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the power to turn yourself into a toaster. once,

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The power to whenever you watch tv you can only watch commercials.

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The Power to enjoy Justin Beiber's music....

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The ability to perceive the presence of light.... with your ears. (warning, blindness may effect abilities potency.)

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the power to ejaculate 69% of what you normally do

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the power to write about pointless super powers in universes that nothing exists.

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The ability to to die whenever you want. RIP

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the power of running at superspeed, whenever you are sat down

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The power to levitate 3cm off the ground when no one is watching

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The power of fart only in front of cheerleaders

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The power to get laid by your right hand.

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The power to speak a language only you can undeerstand

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the ability to take an apple core out of the bin at will

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The power to ejaculate out of your ears once daily

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The power to die from darting too hard

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The power to menstruate from your eyes.

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The power to revive people, however it only works on people who commit genocide.

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power to permanently shrink one eye.

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The Power to make PotNoodle...

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The power to smash people's heads in with things.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!