The power to teleport, but in doing so you lose a limb.

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The power to grab a cup of purple drank, Then drink it

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The power to smell feces from a mile away.

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The power to not respond to gravity (only when you're in space).

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hello

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The power to climb trees really fast, but they shrink when you do.

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The power to implode when you have pee and you can't stop

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The power to display emotions at will

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The power to be Omnipotent and create a rock too heavy for yourself to lift.

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ability to swim superhuman fast, but only if you're completely naked and dry

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yo mama

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The ability to pull Bleach Flavored lighter fluid out of your ass every time you see a modern feminist or a Jacob Satorious video

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The power to whant badly to have kids but you give birth to massive amounts of spiders, ducklings and some undefined type of small feline instead of childen

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The power to pick your nose but you happen to be Lord Voldermot

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The power to play their superhero name on guitar.

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The ability to read. No wait that is actually helpful. Never mind.

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Be virtually indestructible, but only to things your not paying attention too.

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The power to cash cheques that are only ever made out to someone else.

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The power to be caught sniffing your sisters panties and get punished by having her crotch forced up and down yours while your mother licks your balls.

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the power to make a fart that kills people when no one is around you

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The power to eat pop-tarts as soon as they pop out of the toaster

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The abiltity to grow an additional 4 fingered hand from your inner thigh

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The power to instantly make an accurate assessment on tomorrow's hangover probability well before you've consumed far more than the amount of alcohol which would guarantee it...and yet manage to forget sometimes you have this superpower.

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Power that makes you perfect in being useless

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!