The ability to fly a millimeter off the ground.

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The power to poop whenever you want.

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The power to ride a unicorn without a horn that can't fly.

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The ability to cut your stool in to tiny pieces smaller than a pea

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the power to detect when there is oxygen near you

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The power to change locations with: Michael Jackson, Elvis, Hitler, Stalin, and many more, simply by jumping up and down 3 times, and just in case of trouble, you can change back by doing the same this time. (good luck jumping inside a sealed casket smartass.

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The power to climb up fallen trees

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The power to easily flirt with women but only near your mom.

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The power to tell what a person has eaten by the smell of their farts

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The power to see through womens clothes, but your gay.

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Super strength that works for a millisecond.

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The power to disintegrate yourself

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The power to make a woman make you a sandwich

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the power to spit long distances at inconvenient times

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The power to go back in time, but only as Anne Frank during the Holocaust.

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The power to urinate in mouth.

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The power to see through things but you can't turn it off once turned on.

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the power to predict what you are going to post on facebook

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the ability to do see through any girl's clothes but you must be singing a Demi Lovato song at 76.786 Decibels EXACTLY!

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The power to eat anything, but always vomit 15 minutes later.

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the power to make coffee room temperature by touching it

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The power to shatter a mirror just by staring at it.

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The power to pee after drinking lots of water

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The power to know who farted at any time.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!