The power to do something as powerful as thin air

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The power to use a computer whenever you want, but only at libraries

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The power to get laid by your right hand.

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The power to understand the farmer in Hot Fuzz.

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The power to realize that the alphabet does not need to be in any particular order

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The power to fly when your touching the ground

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The power to fly when your in an airplane

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The power to change your emotions

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The power to sing with your buttcheeks

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The power to smell any flower from the 15th century once a year.

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The ability to run faster than the speed of sound, but only when laying down.

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The power to turn invisible but only different parts of the body and happens at random times of the day.

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The power to blink a nano second slower

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The power to make it inconveniently drizzle when crime is happening

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The power to nail anyone you want (legally) but no one remembers, including you

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the power to have the pleasure of sex with out having to do anything to yourself or anybody else!! heckk yes haha

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The power to stop existing.

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The ability to have udders for nipples.

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the power to shout and make people piss their pants

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The power to make high definition photo a hammer (with a red comfortable heated handle with LED flashing lights) appear out of thin air. (Oh, and on a 8"x11" piece of paper of course).

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The power to make any woman fall in love with you (Single or not) But during sex you can't pull out and protection always fails.

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the power to guess anybodies breakfast

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The power to be well feed for a day, after you eat. Dinner

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The power to make a child in Africa die of starvation every time you sneeze

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!