The power to turn into a pebble

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The power to like any show

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you do not need to eat but you have to sit

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The power to transform into anyone, but only in caricature form.

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the power of mind controlling...yourself

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The ability to cure polio, but only within U.S. borders.

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The power to think up a pointless superpower.

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the power to turn a care package on black ops from dogs to ammo

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The power to use your penis as a lasso.

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Being able to be invisible when no one is watching.

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The power to get stuck to doorknobs in dangerous situations

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The amazing ability to hack peoples profiles only when they're logged in.

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the power that will cut off your penis and just growing it back for every hour of your life

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The power to stop time for all living beings in the world, including yourself, and starting it again at the same time as the time would have been if you didn't stop it.

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The ability to face reality after reading all the pointless powers

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Shoppers today in the mattress department we just started a great promotion.

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the power to fold a piece of paper in half 8 times

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The power to teleport to any 3rd world country

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The power to have all of your genes inherited from your parents

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The power to recharge batteries by licking them.

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to walk 5 miles at 0.0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 miles per hour

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the power of not being able to feel pain during constipation

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The power to have explosive diarrhea when people are looking at you.

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The power to read your own mind

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!