the power to make rotten food go good again, but only if it's exactly 2 months, 4 days, 9 hours and 13 minutes old.

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The power to jump higher than a speeding bullet and run faster than a tall building.

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The power to turn on your tv with your mind as long as the remote is in your hand and has batteries.

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The power to shit diamonds, but only into magical underwear that turn diamonds into shit.

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The power to change laws if you're allowed to.

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The power to jump 1 inch higher than the typical person.

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The Power To Fly Without control

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The power to shit for 5 days

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the power to become demented

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The power of being invincible, except when a life-threatening situation develops.

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The power to turn into batman only after the bad guys left

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The ability to read the recaptcha images

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the power to send text messages while driving

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The power to wipe your ass with one confetti

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The power to jump over a sheep when you turn 10 years old

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The power to read this text unless you can see it.

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The ability to smell colors

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The power to eat food.

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The astounding ability to lay eggs instead of give birth.

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The power to be writing a pointless superpower on a website about pointless superpowers when you could be doing something productive.

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The power to be light and stand against darkness. Moral: FU Destiny!

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the power to eat air when you could do something creative.

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The power to grow your fingernails at 1.5% times the average speed, provided you contribute three hours a day to meditation.

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The power to turn delicious and tasteful food into useless brown mush.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!