- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to run super fast, but only while in space.

The power to make your shit sink or float on command.

The power to walk on water. Unless its above 0 degrees celcius.

The power to be immune to everything,except things that can kill you.

The power to produce a hand vacuum from your belly button that only sucks up lint for your belly button

The power to balance the light switch in the middle but only on the 4th try.

The power to recharge batteries by licking them.

The power to fart on a plane.

the power to fly, with a string atachted to you

The power to act like Tommy Wiseau

Superhuman strength at the expense of being completely paralyzed

The power become a kite but not when it's windy

The power to waste time coming up with pointless super powers

I got rhe power to always respawn in the middle of a noob tube. it's a blast...

The power to reverse walk backwards.

The power to see why kids love cinnamon toast crunch

The power to run at 0.5mph

The power to have explosive diarrhea when people are looking at you.

The power to only be able to eat poop

The ability to be blind, deaf, and mute at will.

No matter what you eat, always shit peanut butter.

The power to not exercise.

The power to turn grow a vagina that can whistle on your neck during a full moon.

The power to make your self drunk using only your mind, but only while your driving your kids to school

Pointless Super Powers