- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to be lucky when you least need it (for example, you always have perfect toast, but you're not lucky enough to not get hit by a car)

The power to like Justin Bieber

The power to smell whore

The power to invent things as soon as you see them

The power to make money appear, but only when you don't want or need anything

The power to freeze laptops when you're watching porn and someone comes in.

the most bunka busting mega ultra super duper large biggest most powerfull cool best ever strongest mightiest power in whe whole universe but dont knowing what it is.

The power to fly 0 feet in 60 seconds

The power to have two eyes that can't see very far or through anything.

The power to waste time coming up with pointless super powers

The ability to read people's thoughts but only in a language that you do not understand.

The power to find the end of the sticky tape

The power to Silence everyone when they're saying anything

The ability to think why does it say write your own when you type it.

The power to make everyone else blink around you when you blink.

The power to always get caught by the scooby doo gang

The power to see other peoples dreams.

The power to be invisible but only in the dark.

power to send mind messages to people but nobody listens to you

The power of 12% levetation

The ability to go forward in time for 1 second but the process of going forward takes 1 second.

The ability to put on a glove that is slightly too large and have your fingers grow to fit the glove.

The power to fly as long as your feet the ground

The power to every two months to shoot three cotton balls at no great velocity from your left hand.

Pointless Super Powers