- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

Inspector 51 - able to identity, within a radius of 20 yards, people whose house or flat number is 51

the ability to glow in the light.

The power to have your right hand permanently glued to your face.

The ability to go forward in time at will.

The ability to write a pointless superpower, which was posted earlier without having read it.

The power to have a godlike super human strength but it only activates during a REM sleep cycle.

The ability to freeze-frame yourself. Forever.

the power to be able to get pointless superpowers

the power to get married

The power to never be surprised when the toaster goes off.

The ability to change Celsius to Farenheit.

power to age faster

The power to see why kids love cinnamon toast crunch

to eat a pie and get to fart an apple (cus why not)

The power to take edible shits.

The power to skip the Kripp.

the power to perminately bring jade goody back from the dead

The power to remove cancer from stroke victim's bodies.

The ability to know any language but only after learning it.

The ability to make dogs sneeze

The power to fly inside of airplanes

the power to make food shrimp.

The power to make remotes invisible

The power to have your mother suck your dick dry as long as there is any sperm in your balls.

Pointless Super Powers