the ability to turn off your super ability.....

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You can have anything you don't want at any time.

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The power to talk to plants but only when they have mean things to say.

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the power to randomly die at any moment

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The power to teleport stupid people away from you - but they teleport to YOUR HOUSE.

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To be immortal, but injuries do not heal and the pain is 100 times more intense

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The power to buy the newest iPhone without the charger...

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The power uncontrollably self destruct when you feel safe.

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The power to assassinate already-dead leaders

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The power to every two months to shoot three cotton balls at no great velocity from your left hand.

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being allergic to dairy and soy

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have the power of making chicken appear when your a vegan

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The power to know what someone thought, after they told you.

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To be able to immediately know the name of anything you see

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the power to turn yourself into a toaster. once,

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The power to no sweat in the cold.

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The power to think up the best lines but forget them when you try to speak

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The power to be able to taste shit from miles away.

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the power to hear everything in sign language and see everything in braille

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The power to journey into the future of the past.

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the power to get sick

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the power to turn into a tree

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The power to transform every book, note or image on the television into illegal child porn simply by being near them.

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The ability to look directly at the sun without damaging your eyes.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!