the power to see stuff

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The power to play FPS games in real life (respawning included) but lag a lot

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The power to teleport to Northern Siberia with only a speedo on.

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The superpower to detect when someone is racist.

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the power of milking a cow aslong it is a horse that you are milking. the power to ride a bull for 0.55 nanoseconds. the power to kill 1 bacteria every 20 min. the power to spread herpes without having symptoms. the power of sharing awkward details of your bowel movements to your family at dinner. the power to lift a small cup of water. the power of falling of your face whilst knowing it will happen 20sec before. the power of inhibiting passage on the curb. the power to cause massive traffic jams without owning a car. the power of listening but not understanding. the power of understanding all languages but the one that is being spoken to you at the time.

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the power to control nothing

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The power to talk in Wingdings.

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The power of temporary invincibility but you have to kill yourself first

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The power to fly, but only when you are less than a foot off the ground.

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The power to teleport yourself into space without a spacesuit on

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The power to poo without wiping.

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To be able to generate cancer at will

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The power of 12% levetation

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The power to grow the pinky nail of your right hand

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Power to give birth through your penis.

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The power to laugh at things, but only if it's funny.

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The power to part clouds when there are no clouds.

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The ability to be telepathic but only while sleeping. So you just think it's a dream.

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The power to remove cancer from stroke victim's bodies.

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The power to burn the sun.

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the power to disappear up your own asshole

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The power of being able to see 1 day into the past

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The power to fill up your HP, but only when it's full.

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The ability to metamorphose into any kind of cheese

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!