- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to become invisible, but it only works when you are using it for noble and moral purposes.

The power to jump over mountains but die when you hit the ground.

The power to lift animate objects in the same direction.

The power to survive extreme temperatures, for extremely short amounts of time.

The power to have two eyes that can't see very far or through anything.

the power to summon rick astley whenever you want to, but only when you're the only one in the room, so only you can hear him

The ability to change Celsius to Farenheit.

The power to not have a brain!

The ability to avoid work when connected to the internet. Thanks, by the way.

the power to be blind, but only if you're blind

The power to creat your own superpower that's by the way. POINTLESS

The power to not respond to gravity (only when you're in space).

The ability to fly away, but there is a 99.99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999% chance that you will get hit by a plane while taking off.

No matter what you eat, always shit peanut butter.

The ability to stop only ONE bullet and ONE bullet only

The power to produce highly concentrated sulphuric acid in your sweat glands.

The power to lick your elbow.

The power to turn toast back into bread

The power to talk in Wingdings.

The power to turn cake into pie

The power to run Crysis.

the power to read this sentence

The power to become sick only to spread it to your enemy but you can't stop being sick until you have treatment.

Ability to eat a burger without going to the mall first and talking to your grandma there for 45 minutes about how it hasn't rained for a quite awhile and we could sure use some!!!

Pointless Super Powers