The ability to perfectly walk backwards but only when you are sat down.

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The power to reverse age all the way into your fathers balls. Nero: Know my name and fear it.

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The power to change $100 to 100 $1

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The power to give other people superpowers, but you can't give them to yourself.

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The power to be an amazing playing instruments, but die if you touch any instruments.

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the ability to say either "beans are magical!" or "beans are fruit!" in an angry tone, and have people believe you

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The power to become a laptop forever!

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The ability to teleport a maximum of two inches.

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Doing a handstand with your feet

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The power to eat 100kgs of ice cream and only get type 2 diabetes

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The power of magnetism! Aka being so magnetic that you have to live in a home completely made out of plastic, and cant go out because you either get hit by random flying frying pans and stuff literally attracted towards you, or even worse, you could get dragged towards a car in movement and become red paste. A guy with this power could not take it any more, so he bought an iron necklace and put it on... may he rest in peace...

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The power of eletric energy in the ancient history

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the power to morph into yourself

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The ability to write a pointless superpower, which was posted earlier without having read it.

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The ability to produce snot twenty times faster than normal.

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The abilty to give yourself 0 subscribers on youtube.

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The Power to make miracle, now days there are no safe place in earth. We may died anytime

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the ability to stare at a cactus for a week without being bored

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The power to kill yourself.

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The ability to breath underwater but loses the ability to breath normally forever

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The power to change locations with: Michael Jackson, Elvis, Hitler, Stalin, and many more, simply by jumping up and down 3 times, and just in case of trouble, you can change back by doing the same this time. (good luck jumping inside a sealed casket smartass.

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The power of temporary invincibility but you have to kill yourself first

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the power to to deep fry anything deep fried

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The power to say things twice. The power to say things twice.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!