- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the power to summon rick astley whenever you want to, but only when you're the only one in the room, so only you can hear him

To turn instantly water proof while eating a burito

the power of not being able to feel pain during constipation

The ability to cut your stool in to tiny pieces smaller than a pea

The power to have explosive diarrhea when people are looking at you.

the power to detect when there is oxygen near you

The ability to recognize any meme at will.

The power to know what you're going to have for dinner on any given day 10 years from now.

Acid tears.

The power to bake cakes precisely 2.7% faster than usual.

The power to tell what a person has eaten by the smell of their farts

The power to knock yourself unconscious

The power to disintegrate yourself

The power to go back in time, but only as Anne Frank during the Holocaust.

The power to be really offensive after you finished a sentence U FUKING JAP

The power to see through things but you can't turn it off once turned on.

the power to make coffee room temperature by touching it

the power to travel around the world in 24 hours

The power to feel the emotions of the dead ones

power to fart through your mouth

power to make the most lethal fart know to man but only when you girlfriends is around

the power to tell have a alarm clock in your head that only go's off evry 30 secents and it deeps for 20 u cant take it owt or stop it lols

The power to teleport all gold to criminals and or teleport criminals to gold

The power to give anybody the finger - except the person you're mad at.

Pointless Super Powers