The power to make Dylan Zona trip on everything when he walks and falls face first I to a pile of shit

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The power to look at someone and imaginatively initiate intercourse in the most unreasonable way possible.

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Being able to have diarrhea when every you want.

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The power to die everytime you pee

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The power to grow a mustache with your pubic hair

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The power to become a forensic paranoiac raving lunatic at will... HEY! YOU! Why are you gonna give my comment a thumbs down eh? AND WHY A THUMBS UP? Are you gonna hack my account and kill my family? OH YEAH! OH YEAH? I AM GONNA KILL THEM MYSELF JUST TO TAKE IT AWAY FROM YOU! BAHAHAHAHA!

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The power to commit geniocide but only of you own race

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the power to be forever alone

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The power to make any woman fall in love with you (Single or not) But during sex you can't pull out and protection always fails.

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The power to rip open my shirt to show a s t-shirt

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The power to be an artistic genius during a math test.

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the ability to say either "beans are magical!" or "beans are fruit!" in an angry tone, and have people believe you

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The power to have a x-ray vision. but only for adults.

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the power to see though a door.......................................only if its open

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The power to eat razorblades, but only when covered in a mixture of antifreeze, bile and tabasco sauce.

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The power to make money disappear.

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The power to actually ENJOY Dora the Explorer.

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The power to teleport to Northern Siberia with only a speedo on.

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The ability to never get your comments featured on jacksfilms YIAY series

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The power to turn brass into gold, but only when the brass is made of gold.

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The ability to go forward in time at will.

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the ability to constantly have the fever

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The power to skid against the ground at 45 mph

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The power to find your lost keys only if the keys are in your pocket.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!