The ability to stub your toe on every object near you when walking.

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The power to lower your IQ at will.

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The power to creat your own superpower that's by the way. POINTLESS

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The power to sleep anytime and anywhere in an instant, but, u can never blink.

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The power to change locations with: Michael Jackson, Elvis, Hitler, Stalin, and many more, simply by jumping up and down 3 times.

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The power to not respond to gravity (only when you're in space).

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The power to be able to study seriously, but still be clueless when test day arrives.

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The power to turn grow a vagina that can whistle on your neck during a full moon.

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The power to lick your elbow.

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The ability to excrete Hydrochloric acid, but only in your stomach.

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The power to hole 1 inch putts.

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The power to grow bigger, but never smaller.

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That F-ucking ass hole that keeps typing morals all the time, he is F`n annoying! Moral: You thought I was a hater eh? Hahaha got you there ;) And if that is not the most pointless pointlessity in the world, then... I give shit about thumbs ups really, they just discovered that I have an bad allergy to dust, and thus I have been unable to work out for TWO YEARS! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT! Me so happy, me love you long time. That is what women usually say to me, instead that they change the happy with horny... and replace you with someone else`s name. Self Irony... such a delight... and maybe I am lying... who knows... who wants to know? Nobody? :( sob... excellent! :D Damn CATCHPHRA! I SWEAR I USED TO HAVE A KITTEN THAT WAS TWICE THE SIZE OF TEXAS!

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The ability to die on command.

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The power to destroy any electronic device seconds after touching itoesajfaokpnhgåpesajfjåaeafjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrroooooooooooooooooooorrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

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The power to uncontrollably fart when your with your girlfriend

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The ability to put on a glove that is slightly too large and have your fingers grow to fit the glove.

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The ability to police irony

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The pointless superpower to point any where and one of those bouncy castles appear.

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The power to make it impossible to have powers

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The ability to know how to drive a car but only when piloting light aircraft

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The power to walk on water mixed with cornstarch and cesium.

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The power to stand up and do what's right, save people, restore order, preserve life, maintain balance and create peace but the lack of motivation to do so.

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The power to be invisible when no one is looking at you!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!