- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the ability to dice a watermelon by looking at it but when you eat any of the diced watermelon a magic watermelon grows in your stomach and you look fat

The Power to make people see a picture of you naked in their heads.

The power the ability to read minds but only on February the 30th 1783.

The power to be invisible but when no one is looking

The power of learning

The power to have no superpower

The ability to smell colors

The power to shoot liqiud gold ever 3-6 years only when you come across jesus.

The power to make everyone else blink around you when you blink.

The power to use very big words but only when your at a retarted people convention

The power to fly, but only when you are less than a foot off the ground.

The power to pull any woman that just asked you for a shag.

The power to die at will

The power for electronics to slowly deteriorate and completely break in just 6 months

power to have no power at all

The power to grow bigger, but never smaller.

the power to see through people's clothing when they're naked

the power to give yourself cancer that you can't get rid of

The power to pee, REALLY LOUD.

the ability to turn off your super ability.....

The power to give the wrong directions

The power to remove cancer from stroke victim's bodies.

the power to crap out bite-sized super heroes.

The power to date women if they say 'Yes' when you ask if they want to date.

Pointless Super Powers