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The power of fart only in front of cheerleaders
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The power to summon a green Hippo that would mush up your poop in your toilet. Oddly, the superpower is only able to be summonded one a year, sorry.
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The power to use internet explorer at a moderate working speed
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the power not eat more than one pringel.
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The power to realize that the alphabet does not need to be in any particular order
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The power to speak braille.
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The power to have pointless superpowers
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The power to have a %90 chance of dying every single second.
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power to fart through your mouth
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The power to know who farted at any time.
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The power to transform into baby food.
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the power to move up floors or levels,but only in an elevator
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The power to teleport through open doors.
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The power to be immune to everything,except things that can kill you.
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The power to waste time coming up with pointless super powers
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The power to hear what is happening to objects (such as a bed).
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The ability to push "pull" doors, and pull "push" doors.
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The power to have ABSOLUTELY anything you want!... ...As long as that absolutely anything you want happens to be a pile of premium fresh horsecrap... Moral: This made myself lol, so it probably has 16 red thumbs by now YAY!!!!!!!!
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The power to chew ass and kick bubblegum, but be all out of ass!
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The power to make your girlfriend orgasm only when you are having sex with another man.
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Tah Puwir tu wright currectili
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The power to smell through your arse.
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The power to be missed when present.
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The power of being negative all the time.
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!