The power to complete a 100m race in exactly 100 seconds.

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The power to wiggle your big toe whenever you have a car accident with a baby gorilla on the passenger seat every other Thursday of every other leap year.

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The power to think up the best lines but forget them when you try to speak

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The power to hold your pee for 5 minutes longer than normal.

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ability to smack the crap out of austin calhounh and laugh at him

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The ability to open your window, and shout retarded things at your neighbors. "HEY! MY ASH SMELLS LIKE BANANAS!"

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the power to slitely change how you look by smiling

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The ability to jump

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The power to turn into a tree.

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The power to think of a clever comeback as soon as the person has left the room.

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The ability to teleport 1 Planck length in any direction you want

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The power to smell a fart upwind.

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Power to not get pissed off after seing so many of this: "Power to turn invisible when no one is looking."

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the power to die

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the power to fail at life

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The power to create another human

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The power to make the opposite of what you want to happen (and you can not think of bad things happening)

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the power to disinfect wigs.

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The ability to grow and shrink in size, but you still have the same strength and weight and can only do it once a month

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the power to dislike this power

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The power to shit for 5 days

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The power to see the past. Only the past. Never the present.

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The power to, receive THE POWER! What is this power you may ask... it is the power of TRUE POWER!

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The power to fart on a plane.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!