The ability to laugh at migits at inapropriet times.

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The power to bake cakes precisely 2.7% faster than usual.

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The power to shrink boobs by merely touching them.

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The power to turn any object into food

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the ability bend your legs in a perfect circle

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The power to enter the dreams of people who regularly have night terrors

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The abilty to change what your hair smells like every two years

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The Power to make PotNoodle...

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The ability to wake up at 3:45 am if you were sleeping, and not be able to fall assleeP again for 20 minutes.

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The power to go to sleep for 7 hours a day

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The power to make whatever it is you see and/or think about into cotton candy.

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The power to have the world's biggest cumshots, but to have a numb penis.

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The power to stand in line at the DMV with a smile on your face.

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the power to walk through any wall BUT the walls of the room you're in.

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The power to control yourself

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The power to die instantly from not reading books, meaning if you don't read books you'll die.

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The power to commit geniocide but only of you own race

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The ability to get up from the couch.

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The ability to digest three types of earth elementals

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The power to be an amazing playing instruments, but die if you touch any instruments.

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The power to turn on a hot flash, but only when it's 80 degrees out.

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The power to chew ass and kick bubblegum, but be all out of ass!

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The power to immediately become comatose every time you blink.

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The ability to produce snot twenty times faster than normal.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!