- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to speak braille.

The power to have a %90 chance of dying every single second.

power to fart through your mouth

The power to know who farted at any time.

the power to walk through any wall BUT the walls of the room you're in.

the power to have a pointless superpower

The power to reverse age all the way into your fathers balls. Nero: Know my name and fear it.

The power to die instantly from not reading books, meaning if you don't read books you'll die.

The power to feel double the pain when you get kicked in the balls.

The power to transform into baby food.

The power to not write pointless powers.

The ability to get up from the couch.

The power to be an amazing playing instruments, but die if you touch any instruments.

The power to teleport through open doors.

The power to impress a mentally disabled person by doing absolutely nothing

The power to do back flips whenever you want to but only in your mind.

The power to waste time coming up with pointless super powers

The power to have ABSOLUTELY anything you want!... ...As long as that absolutely anything you want happens to be a pile of premium fresh horsecrap... Moral: This made myself lol, so it probably has 16 red thumbs by now YAY!!!!!!!!

The power to chew ass and kick bubblegum, but be all out of ass!

The power to make your girlfriend orgasm only when you are having sex with another man.

The power to control mealworms

The power to immediately become comatose every time you blink.

The abilty to give yourself 0 subscribers on youtube.

The power to run at 0.5mph

Pointless Super Powers