- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

Super speed, but with super clumsiness

The power of total invulnerability and immortality, stops working when you get hurt, or die.

the power to orgasm with your mind

The power to turn on a hot flash, but only when it's 80 degrees out.

The ability to make cheese, only edible to vegans, but only on leap days

The power to misspell when tyring to spell qukcily

Having all the knowledge of the Internet... as of the mid-80s.

Having the power to trap bugs with your manly body hair (chest hair, nose hair, moustache, armpit hair, pubic.......)

The power to chew ass and kick bubblegum, but be all out of ass!

The power to be immune to everything,except things that can kill you.

The power to be an artistic genius during a math test.

The power to become invisible, but it only works when you are using it for noble and moral purposes.

The power to beat bad ass kids without getting arrested!!!

The power to teleport yourself one step away

The ability to breath underwater but loses the ability to breath normally forever

The ability to change Celsius to Farenheit.

The power to be an ugly barnacle who is so ugly that everyone dies.

The power to make your self drunk using only your mind, but only while your driving your kids to school

The ability to evolve into magickarp

The power to have really sweaty palms.

No matter what you eat, always shit peanut butter.

The power to do a barrel roll without instruction

The power to lick your elbow.

The ability to fly away, but there is a 99.99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999% chance that you will get hit by a plane while taking off.

Pointless Super Powers