- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to climb trees really fast, but they shrink when you do.

hello

The ability to recognize any meme at will.

the power to any ugly person love you.

Acid tears.

the power to crap out bite-sized super heroes.

ability to swim superhuman fast, but only if you're completely naked and dry

the ability to eject a little steam cloud from your penis every time you finish peeing.

The power to regenerate, but only small cuts

The power to change different colours depending on you feel.

The ability to hover slightly above the ground on Wednesdays.

The power to write pointless superpowers

The power to fuck any person of the opposite sex, but you're incredibly gay.

The power to eat the same food but you have to throw it up first.

the power to predict what you are going to post on facebook

Power that makes you perfect in being useless

The power to love me. Moral: I have enough of my own. HE TORTURES YOU BECAUSE HE NEEDS YOUR LOVE, I DONT TOUCH YOU BECAUSE I REQUIRE NOT YOUR LOVE, WHO IS YOUR GOD NOW! (still not me, Gods and super sayans are foolish)

levi Hahne is gay

The power to be out of the kitchen... and a woman

the power to know when the pope is taking a dump

Being able to be invisible when no one is watching.

the ability to produce petrol from your ankles but only when you're on fire.

The power to step only on the surface of lego bricks, no other surface.

The ability to grow and shrink in size, but you still have the same strength and weight and can only do it once a month

Pointless Super Powers