The power to have all of your genes inherited from your parents

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The power to recharge batteries by licking them.

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The power to teleport to Northern Siberia with only a speedo on.

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The power to read this text unless you can see it.

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the power to make a pillow come to life once

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To get to know everything Jack Nicholson has said yet you blurb out his comments and random and by the time you face this YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH! Moral: You think this entry was boring? It is great actually, what? You say it sucks? YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!

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The power to see through things that are invisible.

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The power to convince two people I am not taking sides while simultaneously taking both sides.

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The power to have a very keen sense of smell 24/7 but only when a fart is present

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The power to deconstruct molecules, but only when they're part of an object with a volume of 1 cubic millimeter.

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The power to be better than Chuck Norris, but you have to be in a lucid sleep.

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The power to turn into a pebble

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The ability to change the color of your socks while wearing shoes

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The ability to unknowingly untaim domestic animals.

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the power to write on cellophane

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The power to open a pickle jar in one try

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You can hear what people think ...in sign language.

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the power to make rotten food go good again, but only if it's exactly 2 months, 4 days, 9 hours and 13 minutes old.

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The power to used any power i want when you're asleep

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The power to make a woman be quiet but only during sex.

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the power to know when someone queefed

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The power to lick your elbow.

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The power to use your penis as a lasso.

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The power to fly but only when your eyes are closed.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!