- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the power to concentrate all the oil and grease in your body into one mega zit that you can pop at people, and possibly use as a propulsion system....if oily enough

The power to be normal and average

The power to become a frog when a snake sees you

the power to do blink every 20 years

The power to be invisible when singing

The power to make pencils dull.

The power to not be able to touch any living thing.

The power to make a white paper green but only with a colored pencil

The power to climb trees really fast but only downwards.

The ability to find a use for 8th grade Algebra.

The power to teleport small dogs

The pointless superpower to miss moral man. He was a dick.

The power the fly unless your alive. The power to swim in water unless your wet.

The power to be immune to everything,except things that can kill you.

the power to Shoop Da whoop out of your bum hole

The power to jump over mountains but die when you hit the ground.

Superhuman strength at the expense of being completely paralyzed

The power to have really sweaty palms.

The power to have a V8

The ability to hear the opinions of inanimate objects.

The ability 2 breath underwater, but not above water

The ability to play UNO without a tongue

The power to not have a brain!

The power to sleep anytime and anywhere in an instant, but, u can never blink.

Pointless Super Powers