- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

Invisibility, but only in the dark.

The power to produce boogers that look and taste like caramel until you put them in your mouth...

The power to actually ENJOY Dora the Explorer.

The power to write sentences without periods Get it? A POINTLESS super power? LAWL

The power to create powers

Immunity to curable diseases.

The power to escape reality by entering the magical land of skyrim via your PS3.

The power to blow bubble with Tootsie Rolls.

Ability to eat a burger without going to the mall first and talking to your grandma there for 45 minutes about how it hasn't rained for a quite awhile and we could sure use some!!!

The power to clone yourself, except all your clones become Catholic priests. Moral: "Mommy! It was HE who touched me!"

The Power To Make Justin Bieber.

The power to wiggle your toes unless they're tomatoes..

the power to predict the outcome of any event after it's already happened

The power to whipe the floor with your face.

The power to delete the "missing a finger" comment on shitbrix.com.

The power to get a cold in the wintertime.

The power to blink at incredibly fast speeds

the powr to reed thiss befor you relisze the that thiss peersoon is retarded

The ability to eat the red ones last

The power to be able to see words backwards, but not any faster than the average mentally handicapped person can read backwards.

the ability to die but to reappear as a strange families pet turkey

The power to lose this power.

The power to make my own sandwich

The power to see even though you can already see.

Pointless Super Powers