- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to sing with your buttcheeks

The amazing ability to hack peoples profiles only when they're logged in.

The power to shoot off your clothes at any moment while using your hands and feet

The power to be a gamer

The power to run as fast as a snail.

The power to shit for 5 days

The power to teleport all gold to criminals and or teleport criminals to gold

the power uncontrollably explode expensive cars

The power to die everytime you pee

The power to levitate 0.000000000000001mm off the ground when going up stairs.

The ability to read the recaptcha images

The ability to fly a millimeter off the ground.

the power to enter this website into your favorites page, so you can look up other pointless super powers in times of danger

the power to eat anything edible but not if it's edible.

The power to tolerate the excistance of Richard Davison

The power to experience hair loss at accelerated rate.

The ability to smell colors

the power to find a needle in a haystack

The power to read the future in a language you will never learn to understand. Moral: I read that "thy comment expects a billion red thumbs"... WTF does that mean?

the power of not being able to feel pain during constipation

the power to detect when there is oxygen near you

The power to ride a unicorn without a horn that can't fly.

The power to change locations with: Michael Jackson, Elvis, Hitler, Stalin, and many more, simply by jumping up and down 3 times, and just in case of trouble, you can change back by doing the same this time. (good luck jumping inside a sealed casket smartass.

The power to breath Oxygen

Pointless Super Powers