- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to have a x-ray vision. but only for adults.

power to blow up your own head only once,

Being able to fly in place.

The power to become black!

the power to remove the white seeds from a watermelon over the course of two months.

The power to have a godlike super human strength but it only activates during a REM sleep cycle.

the power to tolerate alex simpson

THE POWER TO BE INVISIBLE WHEN NO ONE IS LOOKING...

The power to sleep with your eyes open, but when awake, to have ur eyes closed.

The power to eat 100kgs of ice cream and only get type 2 diabetes

The Power to penetrate Ellen Degeneres's Vagina.

The ability to shoot a banana from your eyebrow every time you are riding on a unicycle.

to eat a pie and get to fart an apple (cus why not)

The power of being negative all the time.

the power to predict the outcome of any event after it's already happened

the power to make an earthquake that an ant can not even feel

The power to know you don't have a superpower

The ability to read. No wait that is actually helpful. Never mind.

The ability to teleport to any place in the universe, but only if it is currently occupied by something else

The power to play all Videogames you want, but you have to pay the original price for them.

The power to make really bad jokes: knock knock who's there chicken chicken who no thats an owl not a chicken, you goose!

The power to fly if you are eating.

the power to make plants grow at a slightly excelled rate when lying on top of them .... you also smell like shit, all the time.

The power to see why kids love the taste of Cinnamon Toast Crunch

Pointless Super Powers