The power to sing Friday by Rebecca Black perfectly when it's thursday.

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The ability to teleport 1 step forward at will at a walking pace.

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The power to slowly float upward with awesome evil aura whenever you laugh evilly (just like in the movies/anime/etc) Only to realize you are stuck up there until someone gets a crane or something to get you down...

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Be dumb and gay like austin Calhoun

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the power to read your own mind the power of 75% levitation the power of turning into a juicy pork chop in the presence of a lion the power to believe it is butter the power to turn into a blender once and never change back the power to cry acid the power of turning highly visable while trying to sneak the power to speak, sneeze and cough really loudly and annoyingly the power to teleport half of your body the power to age extremely fast the power to have the patience to write this the power to read all of these d pwer 2 rite stupeedlee the power to thumbs down this (it also makes you look stupid) the power to only speek in sarcasm the power to see the past (not the future) emit eht lla sdrawkcab etirw ot rewop eht

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The ability to irreversibly turn into a turkey days before thanksgiving.

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The power to grow plants, only using your mind

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The power to have sex with any woman you want, but you are gay

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The ability to not get sunburn, but only at night.

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The power that turns farts into music.

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the power to eat people :D

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The power to turn yourself into Donald Trump.

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the power to fold a piece of paper in half 8 times

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The power to not write pointless powers.

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the power to move up floors or levels,but only in an elevator

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the power to eat 10 cotton balls every year

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The power to make only slightly funny jokes

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the power of fart helium

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Having the power to trap bugs with your manly body hair (chest hair, nose hair, moustache, armpit hair, pubic.......)

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the power of shitting on your enemy at any tmie

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The ability to teleport 0.00000000000000007 seconds in the past

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The power to shrink boobs. -Big C

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The power to run really fast, but only when facing brick walls 2 ft away.

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The power to see the past.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!