The power to sound like a 12 year old while playing call of duty

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The power to lock open doors

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The power to kill yourself

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The power to sit on a couch whenever your mother tells you that you can.

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To write a pointless power on paper to use.

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To fly.. into the zone.."Friend zone"

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Ability to shape-shift into your twin brother.

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The power to play Call of Duty for free, if you've already bought the game not for free.

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The power to not exercise.

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The ability to know what time it is when looking at a working clock.

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The power to be able to see 1 second into the future

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The power to forget what your superpower is

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The power to deconstruct molecules, but only when they're part of an object with a volume of 1 cubic millimeter.

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The power to have tastebuds inside your ass.

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The power to cum cucumbers if you are a man.

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the powre to spel

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The power of turning to stone everyone who says to you "will u fancy a slightly racist T-shirt?"

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the power to pee for longer then a normal person

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The power to have a atomic fart

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The power to have your toe nails and fingernails be bulletproof.

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The power to die using only your mind.

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the power to become phil collins, but only after peter gabrial left

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The power to eat the same food but you have to throw it up first.

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The power to eat just 1 Lays potato chip

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!