- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to kill anyone with your mind, In your imagination.

the power to inhale and exhale air

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the power to fart your way to the moon

The power to see through things like locked cabinets, wrapped birthday presents etc. But only if you know whats inside.

the power to turn into a piece of paper

the power to make food shrimp.

The power to be Chuck Norris

The power to not get shit dick

The power to grow your fingernails at 1.5% times the average speed, provided you contribute three hours a day to meditation.

The ability to be blind, deaf, and mute at will.

the power to burn your school down from napalm farts.

The ability to be Edward Cullen

ability to levitate using my fart...

The ability to type incredibly fast when your keyboard is broken.

the power to produce millions of dollars but be stranded on a deserted island!

the power to think of useless super powere like this one

The power to change any of your friend's name to Tom but only if their real name is Thomas.

The power to barf up a narwhal, but only on Wednesdays.

The amazing ability to shoot any liquid substance out of your eyes, with a requirement being you must douse your eyes with the substance beforehand.

the power to summon a massive midget

the power to eat bread

The power to poop almost instantly, but you always have the runs.

The power to shit yourself on a really hot day with no change of underwear

Pointless Super Powers