The power to lick your elbow.

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The ability to fly away, but there is a 99.99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999% chance that you will get hit by a plane while taking off.

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That F-ucking ass hole that keeps typing morals all the time, he is F`n annoying! Moral: You thought I was a hater eh? Hahaha got you there ;) And if that is not the most pointless pointlessity in the world, then... I give shit about thumbs ups really, they just discovered that I have an bad allergy to dust, and thus I have been unable to work out for TWO YEARS! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT! Me so happy, me love you long time. That is what women usually say to me, instead that they change the happy with horny... and replace you with someone else`s name. Self Irony... such a delight... and maybe I am lying... who knows... who wants to know? Nobody? :( sob... excellent! :D Damn CATCHPHRA! I SWEAR I USED TO HAVE A KITTEN THAT WAS TWICE THE SIZE OF TEXAS!

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The power of omnipotence and omniscience but you work in such mysterious ways that youre both invisible and intangible and without will to do skwat. Oh wait that sounds like...

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You can have anything you don't want at any time.

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The power to see oxygen.

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The power of night-blindness.

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The power to breath fire with out any fire resistance

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The power to speak in languages that no one around you understands.

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the power to make an earthquake that an ant can not even feel

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the power to laugh at burials and cry at weddings

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The power to make jokes about death while performing dangerous surgery or defusing a bomb

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The power to turn Dollars into Pennies

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Invisible handwriting.

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The power to fill up your HP, but only when it's full.

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The power to heal yourself when your not hurt

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The power to suck your own dick

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The power to hear in the dark.

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The power to be super jewish

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The power to never be hungry for five minutes after you eat.

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THE POWER OF PEDOBEAR!!!!! but only when theres law enforcement around

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The power to open any trash can lid with telekinesis if its within view.

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The ability to find objects in the last place you look

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The power to fly 3 inches.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!