- Pointless Super Powers

The power to make someone forget you as soon as they laid eyes on you making you lonely forever:)

+62

The ability to be born, live for about 75 years and then die.

+58

The power to teleport massive objects one inch above your head.

+58

The power to poop almost instantly, but you always have the runs.

+56

The power to do unto others as you do unto yourself

+54

The power to fart to inside. By mouth.

+54

The power to be able to vote for Donald Trump

+52

The power to pick your nose but you happen to be Lord Voldermot

+46

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to text while driving and dies of cancer.

The power to be really bad at CSGO

The ability to unbleep swear words on your tv.

The power to wave your hands without ever tiring

The power of self mind control

The power to ride a unicorn without a horn that can't fly.

The ability to read children's books twice as fast as any given child.

the power to turn everything you touch into gold......deja vu?

The power to shit 1 penny per every year

The power to die whenever you eat any type of food

The ability to scream and whisper at the same time.

The power to self destruct yourself 1 time and 1 time only

the power to make food shrimp.

The ability to control dairy products

The power to be the strongest person on earth when no-one else is on earth.

All of aquaman's powers.