- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to sing like Justin Beiber.

the power to have an organsim when your a boy

The ability to go blind every time you open your eyes

Ability to emit a low-level light, but only when standing near a candle.

The Power to believe you have superpowers

the power to sit

The ability to turn into an apple--but not be able to turn back.

the power to fail at life

The power to create peanut butter and jelly sandwiches without having any peanut butter.

The power to get an erection in the most akward of situations.

The power to sing Friday by Rebecca Black perfectly when it's thursday.

The power to turn into any cat which is about to give birth.

The to ejaculate anytime but only when your mom appears in front of you.

the power to disinfect wigs.

the power to spawn goosebumps when ever you want

The power to get cancer all the time. And strokes.

the power to have a pointless superpower

The power to have an ability.

The power to serve the Lord Dog.

the power to guess anybodies breakfast

The power to ejaculate napalm

The power to live forever until you die a natural way or get killed.

The power to walk on water... but drown in land.

The power to open any door with no lock on it.

Pointless Super Powers