The power to quote memes randomly

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The power to bingewatch an entire season of a TV show in only five minutes, only to not remember any of it and have to watch it all again through normal means.

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The power to be invisible but only in the dark.

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The power to climb trees really fast, but they shrink when you do.

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the power to not die only when someone shoots you in your left heel.

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The Ability to shit studs once a week

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The ability to smell colors

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The power to know what you're going to have for dinner on any given day 10 years from now.

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Smell chick peas from over two miles away

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The power to make your self drunk using only your mind, but only while your driving your kids to school

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The power to climb up fallen trees

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The ability to transform into anything... gradually, over the course of a week.

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The power to get hurt without a break.

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The power to read 20 pages of pointless superpowers, but only during science class

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The ability to lift small objects with your mind, but only if you are touching them.

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Qu1. Why is Steven Hawking so smart A. Because he's half robot. Qu.2. Why is Albert Einstein so smart A. He got forced to try things.

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The power to be invisible, but only when no one's looking.

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The power to change locations with: Michael Jackson, Elvis, Hitler, Stalin, and many more, simply by jumping up and down 3 times.

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The power to have an indestructible tongue.

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The power to break a Nokia

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the power to become translucent

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The power to be and do whatever you want except living forever, only when you are dead

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The power to produce boogers that look and taste like caramel until you put them in your mouth...

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the power of being yourself

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!