the power to travel around the world in 24 hours

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The power to speak to toasters

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get my hair more 0.000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 Straighter---Girl!

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The ability to think of an ability - JW

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The power to give ANY girl the best orgasm she will ever have, but only when in Vatnajökulsþjóðgarður, Iceland. Between the local time of 3am-3:15am.

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the power to give your mom amazing orgasms by doing her analy

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the power to spell words wrong

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THE POWER TO SHOW HOW SERIOUS YOU ARE VIA CAPITALIZATION

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Be able to create fire with your hands but you are not invisible to it

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The power to stop existing.

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The power to shit for 5 days

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The power to be skillful at everything but only while asleep.

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The power to see in only one random color everyday.

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The power of having the highest rated comment

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The power to turn your fingers into penises.

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the power to shoot knifes from ur pen*s hole.(ouch)

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The ability to discharge a battery - JW

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The power to hear what is happening to objects (such as a bed).

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To be able to estimate time between 5:00am and 5:07am

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The power to make a Spirit Bomb in one less episode than Goku.

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The power to know what weather its gonna be like in 1 minute... in South Korea

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The power to shrink without the power to return to normal size

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the ability to wake up on an elephant

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The super power to power any electronics at will. But you need 999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 Apms in your body to power a phone for 0,0000000001 seconds.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!