- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to eat 2 hotdogs in the same bun

The power to have a very keen sense of smell 24/7 but only when a fart is present

The power to know you don't have a superpower

The power to not have a superpower

the power to disappear up your own asshole

The power to teleport yourself anywhere you want except for your major organs.

The power to grow more genitals.

The power to have an internal monologue voiced by Morgan Freeman.

The power to piss as if you were in zero gravity and leave your big piss ball floating in the bathroom.

The power to shoot iron from your blood

the power to walk on land.

The power to have super hearing but only works when you are dead.

The ability to get shot, for real.

The power of having the answer to every possible question, but also to have no way of describing said answers!

the power to make a fart that kills people when no one is around you

The power to vomit every time you burp.

You can hear what people think ...in sign language.

The power to fuck any person of the opposite sex, but you're incredibly gay.

The power to fire lasers from my nipples.

The power to do a wheelie on. Unicycle

The power to predict the present

The power to die after life has left you old and decrepit.

The power to crash land ANY vehicle you steer/control. "Hah finally I got a tank! OMG ITS GAINING SPEED ON ITS OWN IN FRONT OF THAT GIANT RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMP!

the ability to get the chills when someone close to you has an erection.

Pointless Super Powers