The power to lose your voice when you yell a lot.

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The power to talk without a tongue

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The ability to know who is calling without looking at caller ID

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The power to die and not come back to life.

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The ability to stop farting so that you blow up like a balloon that eventually bursts.

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the power to be Justin bieber

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The power to speak any language, but not understand them.

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the power to catch em' all

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The power to sense the emotions of inanimate objects.

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the power to the power to sit on your computer all day and read all of these pointless super powers while eating or drinking soda

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The Power to believe you have superpowers

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The ability to swim in water.

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The power to not see anything

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The power to know the word for potato in every human language... including binary (011100000110111101110100011000010111010001101111)

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The power to never come into existence

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The ability to gain more intelligence every second, while whacking your head on a pole, knocking out your brain cells.

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The Power to rot you favorite food by looking at it

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The power to find any film directed by Uwe Boll entertaining.

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The power to like the fact that someone liked my status.

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The power to read someones mind.... After they have spoken what's on their mind.

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The ability to make knifes out of your own feces.

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The power to walk on water... but drown in land.

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The power to open any door with no lock on it.

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the power to orgasm with your mind

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!