The ability to read your own mind

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the power to dissaper into nothingness and appear in 2 years again while not noticing you skipped time...

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The power to control yourself

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The power to make a child in Africa die of starvation every time you sneeze

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The power to make Dylan Zona trip on everything when he walks and falls face first I to a pile of shit

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The ability to teleport to the Taj Mahal whenever you want ONLY the Taj Mahal

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X-Ray vision that only works on fat chicks.

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The power to shit without squinting.

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To be ALMOST able to run faster than a speeding bullet

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The power to digest food wrappers, but only once youve opened them.

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The power to walk on water... but drown in land.

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The power to throw fire out of your hands but at the same time burn your hands.

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The ability to digest three types of earth elementals

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Read fortune cookies without opening them

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The power to turn on a hot flash, but only when it's 80 degrees out.

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power to poop out 5x5 ice cube

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The power the fly unless your alive. The power to swim in water unless your wet.

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The power to know what weather its gonna be like in 1 minute... in South Korea

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the power to attract flying frisbees to your own nose

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The ability to die instantly

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The power to like Justin Bieber

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The power to have no life and watch a whole tv series in a week.

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The power to sleep and never be disturbed.

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The ability to straighten pictures on a wall with your mind.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!