- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to blame Indonesian children for your misfortunes.

The power to recite all of Encyclopedia Brown's cases in alphabetical order.

the power to flick a coin and get heads 50% of the time.

the power to do blink every 20 years

The power to occasionally mistake your hand for a bear.

The power to revive people with terminal disease, and still they have it.

The power to be invisible when singing

The power to sense when infomercials will be on hours before they broadcast.

The ability to change your hair color to your current hair color

The power to toss you`re limbs at your enemies, but not to re-attach them.

Super speed, but with super clumsiness

The power to switch genders, but you can't switch back.

The power to be the strongest person on earth when no-one else is on earth.

The power of total invulnerability and immortality, stops working when you get hurt, or die.

The power to have diarrhea at any time

The power to shrink boobs. -Big C

The power to light yourself on fire but not be immune to fire

Having the power to trap bugs with your manly body hair (chest hair, nose hair, moustache, armpit hair, pubic.......)

The power to lower your IQ at will.

The power to escape reality by entering the magical land of skyrim via your PS3.

I got rhe power to always respawn in the middle of a noob tube. it's a blast...

Have all the superpowers there is in one milisecond every 100 years (If your still alive)

The power to make your self drunk using only your mind, but only while your driving your kids to school

The power to sleep anytime and anywhere in an instant, but, u can never blink.

Pointless Super Powers