The power to type stupid superpowers when you sleepwalk.

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the power to be a free wireless hotspot only when you are completely motionless.

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The power to accidently find all spoilers online before you watch a film or an episode of a series.

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The power to give ANY girl the best orgasm she will ever have, but only when in Vatnajökulsþjóðgarður, Iceland. Between the local time of 3am-3:15am.

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Be dumb and gay like austin Calhoun

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The ability to run faster than the speed of sound, but only when laying down.

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The power to drink 10 gallons of water only when you desperately need to piss.

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The power to blink, but only if polline gets in your eye.

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the power to concentrate all the oil and grease in your body into one mega zit that you can pop at people, and possibly use as a propulsion system....if oily enough

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The power to, receive THE POWER! What is this power you may ask... it is the power of TRUE POWER!

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the power to flick a coin and get heads 50% of the time.

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The power to know who farted at any time.

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The power to know the ending of every movie after you watch the first 10 minutes and compulsively shouting it out as loud as you can.

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The power of extreme superstrenght, you scratch you`re nuts and planet earth explodes from the vibrations.

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The power to lose your hearing and eyesight/

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The ability to change your hair color to your current hair color

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The ability to not live forever

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The power of total invulnerability and immortality, stops working when you get hurt, or die.

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the power to orgasm with your mind

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The ability to make cheese, only edible to vegans, but only on leap days

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The power to misspell when tyring to spell qukcily

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Having all the knowledge of the Internet... as of the mid-80s.

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The power to chew ass and kick bubblegum, but be all out of ass!

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The power to be an artistic genius during a math test.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!