You know what they say! The power to make all toasters... Toast Toast!

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The power to make remotes invisible

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The power to turn water into wine.

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the power to turn a care package on black ops from dogs to ammo

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The power to die while dieing

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the power to have 20/20 vision only when wearing aviators

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the power to put paper to your nose and blow strange liqeud type substance into it.

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The power to revive people, however it only works on people who commit genocide.

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The power to summon a green Hippo that would mush up your poop in your toilet. Oddly, the superpower is only able to be summonded one a year, sorry.

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the power to eat your cereal and milk with a knife

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The power of compulsive lying.

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The power to die from darting too hard

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mime-o-moid. The power to pretend to be stuck in a box, walk a dog and climb a rope.

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The power to procrastinate when you ahve an exam coming up

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The power to spend more than £10 at a starbucks

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the power to have super strength but only while your sleeping

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The power to die and come back to life every 10 minutes.

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The power to drink bleach in a gatorade bottle

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The power to fly when your in an airplane

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The power to change your emotions

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The power to actually care what these people are writing.

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The power to fly, but only when pigs do

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The power to think of the worst superpower.

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the power to absorb gamma radiation, but no resistance to radiation poisoning.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!