- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to lower your IQ at will.

The power to teleport yourself one step away

The power to type random pointless powers on a website for pointless powers.

The power to teleport homeless people to the sun

The power to not respond to gravity (only when you're in space).

The power to creat your own superpower that's by the way. POINTLESS

The power to unravel the toilet-paper towards you.

I got rhe power to always respawn in the middle of a noob tube. it's a blast...

Ability to shape-shift into your twin brother.

whenever you want to sleep an anime starts happening in real life

The ability to stop only ONE bullet and ONE bullet only

The power to smell through your arse.

The power to teleport in the bottom of the sea.

To be able to run the speed of light but only works if your standing still?.

The ability to fly away, but there is a 99.99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999% chance that you will get hit by a plane while taking off.

the power to find children extremely attractive

The power to make instruments taste mayonnaise.

The power to think about thinking about having the power to be stupid

Reversed telepathy, everyone can hear your thoughts.

the power to only have to go to the bathroom once a year but smell like poop the whole year.

The power to be missed when present.

The power to see oxygen.

The power to turn water into ice but only in sub zero temperatures

The power to speak in languages that no one around you understands.

Pointless Super Powers