The power to be an amazing playing instruments, but die if you touch any instruments.

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The ability to turn your penis into a vagina... but only if you're a straight man... and you can't change it back...

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The power to have diarrhea at any time

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the power of shitting on your enemy at any tmie

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The power to control unsalted butter very slightly with huge amounts Of effort

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Having the power to trap bugs with your manly body hair (chest hair, nose hair, moustache, armpit hair, pubic.......)

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The power to see the past.

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The power to be immune to everything,except things that can kill you.

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the ability to talk to humans

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Superhuman strength at the expense of being completely paralyzed

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The power to teleport yourself one step away

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the ability to die but to reappear as a strange families pet turkey

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The ability to hear the opinions of inanimate objects.

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The power to escape reality by entering the magical land of skyrim via your PS3.

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The ability to evolve into magickarp

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The power to see through windows

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The power to stop moral man from writing morals under every comment... Moral: The damn CIA cant go trough my battlestation, because I use this computer via proxy and can change my IP at will, so you literally would have to blow up the anti-bomb shelters in Micronesia and thus kill a key element of the pirate bay... And who would want that... buy your own music and movies? Download your own games? YOU THINK YOU HAVE THAT LUXURY? YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!

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Tah Puwir tu wright currectili

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The power to run Crysis.

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The power to not constantly thumb my comments up or down, whichever. Moral: Energy spent on me, is energy well spent! Stay proud and walk tall soldier!

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The ability to add any two numbers and get 5

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The power to have a godlike super human strength but it only activates during a REM sleep cycle.

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The power to touch the ground using only your feet

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The power to communicate with sperm.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!