the power to go slower than a snail :l

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The power to not be able to touch any living thing.

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to do nothing

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The power to make a white paper green but only with a colored pencil

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the power to become demented

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The power to climb trees really fast but only downwards.

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The power to teleport small dogs

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The power to elect George W Bush.

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The pointless superpower to miss moral man. He was a dick.

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The power the fly unless your alive. The power to swim in water unless your wet.

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Where to start? Ah yes...THE POWER TO NOT FREAKING DO ANYTHING!!!!!!!!!!!!

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The power to transform money into a foreign currency of lesser value.

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The power to be immune to everything,except things that can kill you.

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The power to jump over mountains but die when you hit the ground.

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the power to Shoop Da whoop out of your bum hole

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The power to have a V8

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The ability to play UNO without a tongue

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The ability 2 breath underwater, but not above water

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the power to extend commercial time while your in the bathroom

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The power to not have a brain!

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The ability to produce snot twenty times faster than normal.

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The power to wear comfortably wear shoes that are way too small.

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The ability to evolve into magickarp

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The power to turn grow a vagina that can whistle on your neck during a full moon.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!