The power to digest food wrappers, but only once youve opened them.

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the ability to be invincible but your weakness is air.

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The power to turn trollface by yelling "TROLLFACE ACTIVATE!" You can turn human-face again by yelling "XYGNEFAGINTHYCHRSICXAIOXJIEHJFEIHFIGHEÅÆELFKEÆKFÆEFKEÆAKFÆEAFKÆAFKEÆAFKOÆEFOKEÆFKAÆEA" For a year in exact correct spelling/pronunciation.

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The power to know what weather its gonna be like in 1 minute... in South Korea

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The power the fly unless your alive. The power to swim in water unless your wet.

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The ability to breathe and swallow at the same time.

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The power to fly but you can't go ten feet above ground.

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the ability to look into your brain

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the power to fire angry ticks out of your nipples

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To pee standing up.

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The power to give other people superpowers, but you can't give them to yourself.

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The power to see other peoples dreams.

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The power to use successfuly Splash Attack irl.

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The power to summon Wolverine, but only so he can give you a colonoscopy.

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the power to inflate your testicles to such size, that it hurts.

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The power to create powers

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the power to cry from drama movies but only when theres no girls around you.

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The power to become the worlds most famous necrophilia pornstar after dying.

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The power to disintegrate yourself

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The power to get a cold in the wintertime.

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The power to be stupid

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Acid tears.

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The power to be able to see words backwards, but not any faster than the average mentally handicapped person can read backwards.

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The power to display emotions at will

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!