The power to convert any font to comic sans at will.

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The power to count to infinity.

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The power to speak braille.

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The ability to grow and shrink in size, but you still have the same strength and weight and can only do it once a month

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The power to summon a rainstorm. Just a rainstorm, nothing else.

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The power to count exactly how many babies under the age of three weeks existed in the last 14 seconds.

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The power to teleport the remote control to you from across the room twithout getting up, but only if your TV is broken.

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The power to be normal and average

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The power to waste money

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the power to do blink every 20 years

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The power to become a frog when a snake sees you

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The power to be invisible when singing

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The power to tell when someone last masturbated, but only by shaking their hand.

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the power to go slower than a snail :l

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The power to not be able to touch any living thing.

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to do nothing

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The power to make a white paper green but only with a colored pencil

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The power to climb trees really fast but only downwards.

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The power to be an amazing playing instruments, but die if you touch any instruments.

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The power to teleport through open doors.

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The power to teleport small dogs

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The power to shit without squinting.

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The pointless superpower to miss moral man. He was a dick.

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The power to elect George W Bush.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!