- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to hatch from an egg

The power to be invisible to only yourself.

the ability to fly 5 centimeters above ground

The power to produce a hand vacuum from your belly button that only sucks up lint for your belly button

The power to turn into a slightly smaller, weaker version of yourself.

the ability to glow in the light.

The power to compare anything to pr0n because "you know it when you see it."

The abilty to give yourself 0 subscribers on youtube.

The ability to lose all your limbs on command.

The power to change your position whenever you want. (I don't mean teleport I mean you can lay down while sitting or stand up while laying down)

The power to transform into a homeless person.

The power to blame it on the Boogie

The power to not exercise.

The ability to excrete Hydrochloric acid, but only in your stomach.

The power to change locations with: Michael Jackson, Elvis, Hitler, Stalin, and many more, simply by jumping up and down 3 times.

The power to instantly tun any kind of meat into hotdogs.

The power to turn back time and get the word "emit".

The power to collect a interesting variety of ceramic animals.

The power to turn into a skittles bag

Ability to eat a burger without going to the mall first and talking to your grandma there for 45 minutes about how it hasn't rained for a quite awhile and we could sure use some!!!

The power to turn back the clock at will. Not time, just clocks.

Listen to Justin Bieber and Rebecca Black everywhere you go.

The power to breathe fire but onle when under water

The power to accelerate your own aging when you're happy. Unfortunately it's irreversible.

Pointless Super Powers