The power to jump as high 1/2 / 2 feet off the ground

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Will i tell you the joke about the butter? Aww no you'll only spread it!

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The power to never need to eat, unless you are hungry.

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The power to smell you poop after you flushed

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The ability to grow a third nostril.

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The Power To Explode Only When You Are In Underwater And Not In The Earth's Atmosphere And In A Room Made Of Diamond

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The power to laugh in Japanese.

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The power to go hibernate at winter.

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The power to be unconscious during Calculus class.

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The ability to sleep but only when you don't want to

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The power to change your emotions at will.

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The ability to have any destructive power... As long as you use it on babies or old people.

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the power to fly but only if your feet are touching the ground

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The ability to make cheese, only edible to vegans, but only on leap days

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The power to write the top rated Pointless Superpower.

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The ability to be able to be a supervillian, but only when you aren't being a villian.

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The power to turn Hydrogen Peroxide into water but only while you're using it to clean out your ears

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the ability to grow your nails at will.

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The power to see through glass. Oh wait.

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The power to read all the other pointless superpowers

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The power to eat nandos

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The superpower of surviving a gunshot, if properly attended in a hospital afterwards.

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The power to make pencils dull.

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the power to inhale and exhale air

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!