the power to breath through your skin.

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The power to feel pain when ever you want

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The ability to talk to anybody in the world, as long as they are within your eyesight.

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The power to know where the beef is

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the powr to reed thiss befor you relisze the that thiss peersoon is retarded

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----the power to hold your breath until your die-----

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The power to implode when you have pee and you can't stop

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The power to make my own sandwich

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The ability to hover slightly above the ground on Wednesdays.

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The power to write a moral under each comment. ( Just a thought: when did most of these become superpowers? I mean is women`s period become superpower? And becoming Justin Beiber? A superpower? I need to change my definition...)

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The power to eat toxic waste as long as it is not toxic but die from non-toxic waste and stuff

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the power to get F's on assignments without trying

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The power to open a walnut with your mind

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The power to make your boss s**t his pants during staff meetings

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The ability to teleport anywhere in the world on the first Monday of February at 4:00 am

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the power to be good at something your already good at.

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The power to see you're self in a mirror

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The ability to run super fast, but you don't have legs.

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The power to have laser vision but it is 2 times worse on your eyes.

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the power to know everything even the meaning of life but you can not talk

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The power to change lemonade into lemons.

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The power to travel in time for 2 seconds

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to make asians smart

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!