The ability to levitate birds

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The power to read all these post's in less then a day

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See through invisible people

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The power to think salmon.

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The power to fly only one inch off the ground

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The ability to turn anything into a belt.

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The power to have an ejaculate in your pants by looking a girl in the eyes.

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The power to not get shit d*ck

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The power to instant nose-bleed, but not be able to stop it.

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The power to save all that time your new fast boil kettle has saved you

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cry acid tears

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The power to think your dreams are real.

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The ability to generate bellybutton lint at will.

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The power to smash people's heads in with things.

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The Power to be more useless then the most useless object in the world.

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the power to know if a movie will suck after you bought the ticket

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The power to have knowledge of your power.

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The power to make people work and read ????

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The power to make your nose blink.

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the power to write only the letter R

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To be able to cut paper by doing the scissor action with your fingers.

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The power not to dance while you're in a coma.

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The power to make the opposite of what you want to happen (and you can not think of bad things happening)

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The power to have anything in the world you will never ever need in your life

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!