The ability to perceive the presence of light.... with your ears. (warning, blindness may effect abilities potency.)

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The power to be hating when you see me rollin. Moral: ;D

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The power to see the future when you sleep but forget it as soon as you wake up

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The power to remove all flavour from food.

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The power to be afraid of movies that are not scary

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The power to go to sleep for 7 hours a day

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The power to remove your foreskin at any given time

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The power to get stuck to doorknobs in dangerous situations

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The power to sing with your buttcheeks

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The ability to grow and shrink in size, but you still have the same strength and weight and can only do it once a month

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Th powr to typ th 5th lttr.

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the power to sing like a pro but only when in a bathroom or when autotune is involved...

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The power to unscramble an egg, but only after you've eaten it.

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The power to make people extremely happy as soon as you die.

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The power to get laid with whomever you choose, but they look and feel like one of your parents.

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The power to reverse age all the way into your fathers balls. Nero: Know my name and fear it.

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The power to move 1 minute forward in time every 60 seconds.

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The ability to teleport to the Taj Mahal whenever you want ONLY the Taj Mahal

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The power to make any woman fall in love with you, only when your wife is beside you.

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The power to imagine boobs whenever you want at any time

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The power to do back flips whenever you want to but only in your mind.

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The ability to understand math but cannot apply it to ANYTHING.

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The ability to push "pull" doors, and pull "push" doors.

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The power to smell like body odor at will

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!