The power to skid against the ground at 45 mph

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The power to turn into birdseed

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The power to be immune to everything,except things that can kill you.

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The ability to never get your comments featured on jacksfilms YIAY series

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The Power to make 0 dollar bills.

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The power to die, and you can only do it once.

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The power to pee poop

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the ability to stare at a cactus for a week without being bored

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the power to fart the alphebet

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Teh pewer off havin noo sentense speeled rite.

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The power to instantaneously change the grain of wood

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power to turn into a shark in zoo cages

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The power to get this. Do you get it?

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The capability to draw penises very well

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The powaaaaaaa srry again..... The power to be come a parked car THEY SEE ME NOT ROLLING...... WOOOOOO

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the power to finish your plate of veggies when ever you like.

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The power to teleport to anywhere in the known universe, but not be able to teleport back

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the power to make pointless superpowers

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The power to breathe oxygen.

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The power to live.

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The power to be out of the kitchen... and a woman

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The power to paralyze yourself from the waist-up.

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The power to make your breath smell like vanilla at will.

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The power of women's rights.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!