the power to write comic books

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The power to turn on electronic devices without pressing the switch, but only when you're touching the switch.

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The power to sing Friday by Rebecca Black perfectly when it's thursday.

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The power to jump face first

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The power to turn jelly into peanut butter, but only in quantities of 17 gallons.

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The power to jump 1 inch higher than the typical person.

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The ability to abruptly end conversations.

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The ability to have udders for nipples.

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The power to control karma. Moral: Karma is a BlTCH! MY BlTCH!

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the power to dissaper into nothingness and appear in 2 years again while not noticing you skipped time...

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The power to be skillful at everything but only while asleep.

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The ability to face reality after reading all the pointless powers

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the power to be super ugly

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the power to dislike this power

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The power to go super sonic speed as long as you are tripping

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The power of turning your nose upside down, but only when it's raining... or in the shower.

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The power to teleport to any 3rd world country

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Which one is more pointless? 1. The power to have all of Suprman power, but lose them every time you needed. 2. The power to have all of Suprman power, but only to die from exposure to kryptonite.

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The power to use successfuly Splash Attack irl.

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The power to float a centimeter above the ground.

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The power to see 147 billion years into the future.

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el poder de leer "google" en cualquier idioma

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The power to turn water into wine.

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The ability to throw a boomerang and have it come back to you

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!