Having a 5 second eidetic memory

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The power to shoot webs, but only out of your ass

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the power to write on cellophane

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Be invincible...but only when you're NOT in danger.

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The power to read the minds of rocks

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The power to make cottage cheese...With you mind!!

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The power to pee out of your nose and drink out of your ears

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The power to choose the next president of the united states of america.

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the power to breathe under water but only when yourout of water

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The power to not remember, the only problem, is that you don't remember having this awesome power.

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Be dumb and gay like austin Calhoun

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The power to pee after drinking lots of water

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The ability to money into dog shit.

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The power to stop bleeding 3-5 days a month.

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The power to instantaneously switch hats.

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the power to make an earthquake that an ant can not even feel

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The power to change laws if you're allowed to.

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The ability to have X-Ray vision that only works on glass.

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The power to stop your self from moving for all eternity

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The power to have pointless superpowers

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The ability to see the inside of your eyelids.

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The power to throw discs in Ricochet only when fell out of pad.

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The power to fly, but only when you're on a plane

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the power to eat people :D

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!