The ability to be telepathic but only while sleeping. So you just think it's a dream.

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The power to make food slightly smaller.

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The power to smash people's heads in with things.

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The power to not remember, the only problem, is that you don't remember having this awesome power.

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The power to shatter a mirror just by staring at it.

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the power to charge rechargeable batteries.

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The power to turn left while actually being right about right being left so you end up heading upways down the street and confuse the shit out of people. Moral: But will it blend?

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The power to drink bleach in a gatorade bottle

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The power to ride a camel when slapping a donkeys butt cheeks

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the power to absorb gamma radiation, but no resistance to radiation poisoning.

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The power to change your emotions at will.

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The amazing ability to hack peoples profiles only when they're logged in.

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the power to sleep through a prison rape

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The power to shoot a gun with less bullets.

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The power to throw-up purple cheese curds on command, but you are also allergic to purple cheese curds?

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The ability for your penis to tie itself into a knot.

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The power to be arrested for crimes you did not commit

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the power to enter this website into your favorites page, so you can look up other pointless super powers in times of danger

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Inspector 51 - able to identity, within a radius of 20 yards, people whose house or flat number is 51

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The power to misspell when tyring to spell qukcily

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The power of laser vision only while eating Oscar Mayer hot dogs.

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the power to tolerate alex simpson

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The power to resurrect Hitler at will, will only work if you are Jewish.

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The power to have night vision during the day.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!