- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to talk to animals but only as they are attacking you

the power to make as many dogs appear as you want but they don't listen to anyone and they have rabies

The power to shoot a gun with less bullets.

the power to shout and make people piss their pants

The power to be born on the same day as your birthday.

The power to eat nandos

The power to bleed on command

The power to be interrupted in mid sent- "Shut up! I'm trying to sleep!"

Incredible Slothman. The power to move slowly.

The power to be a really good bowler, but only with a bowling ball that has the skull of your dead father embedded in its center.

The superpower of surviving a gunshot, if properly attended in a hospital afterwards.

the power to tolerate alex simpson

The power to turn trollface by yelling "TROLLFACE ACTIVATE!" You can turn human-face again by yelling "XYGNEFAGINTHYCHRSICXAIOXJIEHJFEIHFIGHEÅÆELFKEÆKFÆEFKEÆAKFÆEAFKÆAFKEÆAFKOÆEFOKEÆFKAÆEA" For a year in exact correct spelling/pronunciation.

the power to awesomely tap dance when you are angry.

the power to make things out of thin air that dont work.

The power to survive at absolute zero

The abilty to go through water.

The power to sleep with your eyes open, but when awake, to have ur eyes closed.

The ability to teleport to any place in the universe, but only if it is currently occupied by something else

the power to cry from drama movies but only when theres no girls around you.

the power to count from A to purple

The power to expel a slight breeze after inhaling.

The power to teleport anywhere at the cost of your life.

The power to make really bad jokes: knock knock who's there chicken chicken who no thats an owl not a chicken, you goose!

Pointless Super Powers