The ability to fly up 3feet travel to travel a meter forwards

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The ablity to slap a policeman and get away with it.

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The power to freeze ice

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The power to be and do whatever you want except living forever, only when you are dead

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The power of super farts, which doesn't work unless you probably breathe, by super farts I also mean really really really stinky long farts..

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The power to do nothing with your life.

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The power to see air

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The power to read terms and conditions

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The power to go back in time one second at a time, but the ability takes one second to recharge.

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To be able to generate cancer at will

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The power to have your finger and toenail grow twice as fast as normal.

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the power to teleport yourself to a volcano core

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the power to pee shit and shit piss.

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the power to shrink 0.1 millimeter or grow 0.1 millimeter

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The power to teleport yourself into a cell of a maximum security prison made from proto-adamantium, Damascus steel & Supermanium.

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The power to never stop shitting.

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the power to see everyone as a tree

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The power to wake up every morning and have to pee

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The power to eat just 1 Lays potato chip

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The power to jump higher than a speeding bullet and run faster than a tall building.

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The power to let everyone around you make a troll face but you are the only one who is able too see it.

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the ability to earase your mind but only before a test

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the power to go "heh heheh heh perverted"

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The power to transform your foreskin to rusty iron.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!