ability to swim superhuman fast, but only if you're completely naked and dry

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The power of making your tits smaller

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Acid tears.

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The power to handle the truth. Moral: Because with the exception of a few good men... YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!

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the ability to eject a little steam cloud from your penis every time you finish peeing.

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The power to be Omnipotent and create a rock too heavy for yourself to lift.

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The power to sneeze scissors

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The power to reseal bottles!

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The power to have to answer to morons while I put morals under EVERY one of my comments... Moral: At this point asking you makes you a trucking moron. Moral: Just to annoy you. Moral: And everyone is pointless so if you get annoyed, well that is your pointless superpower... hahaha!

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The power to turn gourmet meals into shit.

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The power to know everything but forget it instantly.

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The ability to forget what your saying every 3 seco- what was I saying again?

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The power to see through things but you can't turn it off once turned on.

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The power to urinate in mouth.

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The power to have any video game that you want along with its system but if you ever die just once you can never play that game again even if you get a new one.

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The Power To Lick My Own Penis

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The ability to generate bellybutton lint at will.

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The power to think of food

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the power to turn a care package on black ops from dogs to ammo

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The power to turn random things that you touch into water, like in a schick hydro commercial

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The power to create a clean and temporary bathroom only you can use when you don't have to use one

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the ability to produce petrol from your ankles but only when you're on fire.

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The ability to make water luke warm.

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The power to turn into a koi fish... but only when there is no water around.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!