The power to fell pain 3 minutes after it happens.

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the ability to self resurrect only if you are not dead

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The power to know where the beef is

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The power to f-ck every girl in the world, read it carefully EVERY girl in the world...

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the power to take a poo everywhere but on the toilet

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The power to get hard at will.

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The power to live,but only when you are dead

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The power to turn on electronic devices without pressing the switch, but only when you're touching the switch.

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the power to say the power to say the power to say the power to say.....

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The ability to shoot apples, but they disintegrate in mid-air. Also, the apples are tiny.

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The power to die early.

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The power to eat soap.

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The power to find pokemon attractive

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the power to undress yourself at a slower rate then others

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The ability to perfectly walk backwards but only when you are sat down.

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The power of even having a pointless superpower.

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the power to go slower than a snail :l

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the ability to run as fast as you want but never be able to slow down...

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The power to skid against the ground at 45 mph

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The power to rip open my shirt to show a s t-shirt

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The power to run at the speed of ligth but only when running complete circles

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the power to destroy the planet you are standing on

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The power to teleport, but only to life threatening situations.

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The power to be black, but only if you are at a KKK meeting

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!