the power to teleport to the center of the earth

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The ability to see everything in black and white.

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The power to sleep through a dream.

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The Ability to shit studs once a week

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The power to become square shaped each time you are on fire. Moral: Try rolling on the ground now bitch...

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The power to transform into a green extremely skinny and weak guy when you get angry.

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The power to have an indestructible tongue.

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The power to not get shit dick

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The power of self mind control

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the power to perminately bring jade goody back from the dead

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The power to be great at math but forget how to breathe.

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The power to turn trollface by yelling "TROLLFACE ACTIVATE!" You can turn human-face again by yelling "XYGNEFAGINTHYCHRSICXAIOXJIEHJFEIHFIGHEÅÆELFKEÆKFÆEFKEÆAKFÆEAFKÆAFKEÆAFKOÆEFOKEÆFKAÆEA" For a year in exact correct spelling/pronunciation.

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The power to finger some one in the arse so they shit them self.

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Ability to shape-shift into your twin brother.

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The power to volunteer as tribute.

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the power to like charlie

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The power to play Call of Duty for free, if you've already bought the game not for free.

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to create balloons out of anywhere on your body, and twist them into whatever you look at.

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Perfect recall of every episode of Teletubies

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The power to be a MISSERABLE PILE OF SECRETS! BUT ENOUGH TALK (glass breaks) HAVE AT YOU! Moral: More are gonna get this one than those below, this one is merely a quote rather than cerebral. But you can always pretend to understand it by thumbing it up, or down if you just fail at understanding, either way is fine.

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The power to f-ck every girl in the world, read it carefully EVERY girl in the world...

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The power to read minds, but only that of someone who is watching Twilight.

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the power to absorb other superpower, but no one have superpower

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The power to become normal the point is he has no powers

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!