To shit bricks.

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The power of making your eyeballs bigger but without any significant improvement in your sight.

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the power to hope you get a job at the mall because they laid everybody off and sent the jobs off somewhere cheap

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the power to read and agree with the terms of service

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The power to have super speed for 0.00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 milliseconds a century

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The ability to fart pee.

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The ability to turn into any inanimate object, but you can't turn back.

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The ability to grow and shrink in size, but you still have the same strength and weight and can only do it once a month

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The ability to levitate but only if you're touching the ground

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The power to talk to animals but only as they are attacking you

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The power to speak only one language

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The ability to breathe oxyen, but only when in space.

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The power to to do everything a normal human can do.

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A parapalegic with super strength! Oh and with lockjaw, and addicted to Botox.

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the power to stay up all night and take long naps during the day

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The ability to speak Latin but only when no one can hear you

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the power to give your enemies all the super powers in the world

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the power to buy something worth 1.95$ when you only have 1.94$

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the ability to see through any vitreous walls or objects

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The power to kill anything you touch, but only when touching adorable puppies.

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The power to say something only when you have a mouth

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The power to die everytime you pee

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The power to create a rainbow when you fart.

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The ability to teleport instantly to your current location.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!