- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The ability to do a backflip on a trampoline, but only if you are picking your nose and eating a carrot at the same time

The Power to float on water, except when you're wet..

The super to type (to type partially invisible ences) Mor : !HTURT HELDNAH OUY

The ability to never get your comments featured on jacksfilms YIAY series

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The power to have as much fun typing these as me. Moral: Of course you possess no such "useless" superpower you sad loser!

The power to know exactly how events would have turned out, had the last event gone differently

the power to see when the lights are on

The power to only drink when your parents are watching.

The power to write a country song

the power to be able to light yourself on fire yet not be immune to it

The power to grow your pinkie toe to ten times its actual length, but only while your shoes are on.

The power to build Lego with incredible speed, but then knock it down immediately.

The power to turn yourslef into a suicide bomber just as he blows himself up

i love to make shit brix

The ability to turn into a tree in the amazon rain forest everytime you burn your pinky finger.

The power to smell thoughts.

The power to have your entire body totally frictionless. Except for your nipples. They have a drag coefficient of around 5 parachutes.

The power to think of words that rhyme with orange.

The ability to heal someone by trying to beat them to a pulp.

The power to make anyone even on live tv such as news or sports to explosively crap their pants.

Ability to shape-shift into your twin brother.

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The power to sit on a couch whenever your mother tells you that you can.

Pointless Super Powers