The ability to transform into anything... gradually, over the course of a week.

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The ability to read children's books twice as fast as any given child.

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Acid pee

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The power to touch your toes

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The ability to write a pointless superpower, which was posted earlier without having read it.

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the power to fart your way to the moon

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The power to shit 1 penny per every year

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Basic telekinesis, limited to moving your body parts with your mind.

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The power to open doors that are already open

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The ability to turn into an embryo

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The power to make yourself forget your life

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The power to lock open doors

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Every time you clap some one dies

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The power to poop in the worst time ever and you cannot control it

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The Power To Turn Into Yourself, But Enlarging Your Height By Three Centimeters.

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The power to excel at something that nobody cares about.

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the powwer of have a WiFi everytime but don´t know the wep key

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Astral Projection. Distance: .3mm

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The power to do control the atmosphere, but only in space.

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The power to spell 'a' correctly

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The power to grow your fingernails .0001 centimeters a day

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The ability to make any girl hook up with you, while your penis is numb

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The power to have your toe nails and fingernails be bulletproof.

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The power to walk through doors, then open it.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!